When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:
social experiment for tumblr :)
single and ready to mingle
Can we match up everyone who has reblogged this?
yes yes we should
Forever alone. :-\
All by myself…
I’m all alone, there’s no one here beside me…
i need to get fucked by something other than my life
It’s sad from this poster, we know exactly what happened.
this makes me so angry
Best Pope story yet?
Pope Francis has been sneaking out of the Vatican at night to serve the homeless.
The Pope for people who don’t like popes strikes again.
HE WAS ALSO A BOUNCER AT A NIGHTCLUB
Pope Francis has also shed the trappings of wealth that generally accompany his position (golden cape, ornate throne) in favor of white threads and a simple wooden chair. He’s also the first Pope to wash a woman’s feet, insisting that it’s what Jesus Christ would have done. Even if you’re not religious you can appreciate that this is a genuinely good man, and a wonderful leader of the Catholic Church.
I’m not Christian but I’ll never pass up an opportunity to reblog something about Pope Francis. I think he’s completely awesome. he actually does the things the pope SHOULD be doing, not wearing fucking golden sheets and sitting on a golden fucking throne. the man actually tries to live like Christ and that’s pretty amazing to me, since 99% of the Christians I’ve ever met don’t. four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis.
HE WAS A BOUNCER WHAT
(note: yes, that link is to a wikipedia of list of sexually active popes, and no, it’s not just “oh they boned a woman.” It’s also “oh they boned several animals heh.”)